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Deirdre
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 Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:28 am Post subject: The 6 Cutest Animals that can still destroy you |
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SO CUTE!!!
But so deadly.
Warning: This is an article at CRACKED.com.
Gratuitous profanity is rampant.
...but it's interesting, and amusingly laid out.
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scottnilsen
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Oh.
My.
Goodness.
I'm laughing and laughing, and the four year old comes over to see what's making Daddy laugh so hard.
She really can't read yet, but likes the pictures.
So ...
I read it to her.
WHAT?! I'm a VOICEOVER actor! This is what I do!
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scottnilsen
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OK, OK, i'm just kidding!
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ccpetersen
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"...And then, at the end, we all learn a valuable lesson: usually that Burt Reynolds can be consistently outwitted by lesser primates."...
don'tcha hate it when that happens?
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louzucaro
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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Ok seriously, that was so funny. I love that every "part B" section begins with "OH SH*T! RUN!"
Hahahahahaha
Thanks much for posting that...
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ccpetersen
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Bailey
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I'd have a hard time with Dorothy saying...
Lions and Tigers and Bears... Oh my!
Hippos, Chimpanzees and Swans... Oh my!
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louzucaro
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By the way, while not a swan, I can attest to the ornery nature of a similar bird, the white goose. My lord in heaven. Attacked by one when I was like 9 years old. The thing chased me, probably for a good 10 minutes or so around a park in the town I grew up in.
"Bit" me a couple of times and left some nasty red welts in those places.
Never liked 'em ever since 
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todd ellis
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| Quote: | | Burt Reynolds can be consistently outwitted by lesser primates. |
outwitted? you bet.
lesser primate? not so sure.
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TheVoiceOfBob
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indymandy
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| Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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| louzucaro wrote: | | By the way, while not a swan, I can attest to the ornery nature of a similar bird, the white goose. My lord in heaven. |
I'm with you, Lou.
We had to walk down the road to Mrs. Brown's house to get on the school bus. Mrs. Brown had geese. Many. We learned quick and well that geese are not nice. We also learned that Mrs. Brown is not nice when you harass her geese.
All in all, she was (is) a sweet old lady and always invited us inside for sugar cookies while waiting for the bus. But, she lived with (like) 15 cats. It was a tough call.
/end memory lane |
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Doc
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| My mother was chased by a goose when she was 6. It nearly suffocated her, While she's no longer here, her fear of ALL birds following that incident was always apparent... yes, even parakeets. |
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indymandy
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Comedian Tim Bedore is a weekly guest on the Bob & Tom Show (syndicated radio), and he often talks about his Animal Conspiracy Theory.
I found this little bit to share. Todd Ellis (I think) enlightened us on the front story several months ago, but Mr. Bedore goes on about his developed theory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdVgyyemaRQ&feature=related
**There are a few slightly lewd pictures.** Trust me, I wouldn't put it here if it were really bad.
FYI, everyone else you hear is Bob, Tom, Kristi Lee, Chick, and whomever else they had in the studio that day. |
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TheVoiceOfBob
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We get "invaded" by Canada Geese on campus every year, especially at mating season. They become very aggressive during that time.
I've learned how to HISS much like they do. Especially when I bike onto campus. This is enough to give them pause on their attack.
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