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A Hellish Story

 
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Ed Gambill
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject: A Hellish Story Reply with quote

Stop me if you've heard this

One day in rabbinical school a young student asked the Rabbi if there was such a thing as Hell. “Yes” was the one word reply. Can you tell me about it rejoined the student?

The Rabbi went on and said “In Hell ever one sets around a large table with every food any person would have wanted in life. Yet everyone is starving because they can’t bend their elbows to bring the food to their mouth”

The student then asked the Rabbi to describe Heaven. The Rabbi said “it’s the same as Hell, the large table with food and every ones elbows are locked and won’t bend.” So how is Heaven better asked the student? “You see in Heaven unlike Hell everyone feeds each other.”
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Related, yet unrelated. A funny (for me, at least) I like to read every once in a while:


http://www.pinetree.net/humor/thermodynamics.html
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mandy, that's one of my faves.
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Ed Gambill
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A total Hoot! Ice skating, anyone?
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