VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Diane Maggipinto

i've got a mane of curls and tangles just this side of dreadlocks most days. one of today's calls to action, or cheeeeesy copy for your practice, if you wish:

Here’s an opportunity you won’t want to miss! Your Zio Styling system already includes a medium and small detail brush but if you have thick, curly, or hard to manage hair then we recommend you pick up our JUMBO size brush head for just $14.95 plus $6.95 shipping and processing! Our Zio JUMBO size brush head is made from natural boar bristles strategically placed to straighten and smooth, long, thick, or curly hair without breakage or damage! Its JUMBO size allows you to grab larger sections of hair for FASTER AND EASIER styling AND the bristles are completely washable for easy maintenance! If for any reason you’re not satisfied simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price—but once you experience all the time and energy you’ll save using the JUMBO brush we know the last thing you’ll want is a refund!

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Lance Blair · M&M Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 2281 Location: Atlanta

I already own the Zio JUMBO toothbrush. One stroke and I'm done. Hardly need any paste. Much better than Mr. Banks' Turboprop Electric Toothbrush.
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roger · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject:

(unsolicited testimonial)
I use the Zio Jumbo Brush in my exotic animal grooming business for all my llama, camel and yak clients. Shouldn't you?
What a hair-brained idea, they've got my dander up and I'll have no part in it. Join in VO-BB punsters.
-roger
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ccpetersen · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:

Don't let hairballs leave you stranded. The new all-in-one Zio Styling System will root out your hair problems once and for all. Give snarls the shaft and dandruff the brush-off! Call now, beauty operators are standing by!
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roger · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:54 pm Post subject:

Now that's what I'm talkin' bout.
-roger
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bobsouer · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject:

Diane,

I took your cheezy challenge...maybe not far enough, though.

http://bobsouer.com/pix/ZioJumboVO_BobSouer.mp3

I hope you like it. Laugh

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Lance Blair · M&M Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 2281 Location: Atlanta

Very nice, a well-groomed read, Bob. I took this hair-raising challenge, but all I could get was this clip. I'm not sure about the audio, it sounds like there's a comb-filter going on.

http://www.lanceblair.net/files/viva%20el%20zio.mp3
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todd ellis · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject:

this is fun! here's mine
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indymandy · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject:

roger · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject:

OK, challenge accepted. You'll be sorry.
Here's the way it's presented in Eastern Kentucky

http://www.voices.com/uploads/studiofiles/oi/rogertremaine/11956_Zio_Jumbo_Brush_spot.mp3

also a shameless ploy to get closer to my century post
-roger
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Lance Blair · M&M Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 2281 Location: Atlanta

Roger - I loved the Ben "Hur" read Wink

Todd - that was wicked, and I felt the need to give it "more cowbell" if you don't mind:

http://www.lanceblair.net/files/elliszio.mp3
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todd ellis · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:30 am Post subject:

that's the best, roger! i spent a week in london ... kentucky a few years ago ... beautiful ... but dry.
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todd ellis · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:31 am Post subject:

oh, yeah ... i forgot

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Bruce · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:02 am Post subject:

But Wait! That's Not All!

Your Jumbo Hair Brush can also be used to clear shower and bath drains of unsightly loose hair clogs. Just insert, twist and PULL those hairballs right out. Repeat as often as necessary, then just rinse and sanitize you Jumbo Hair Brush for more styling FUN!

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imaginator · Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:47 am Post subject:

...AND it's GREAT for scouring those after-Thanksgiving Dinner POTS and PANS! ...or for scraping the CEILING after that BOTCHED TURKEY-DEEP-FRYER job! NOW how much would you pay???!!!!??!!!!
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