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Frank F Fat, Old, and Sassy

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 4421 Location: Park City, Utah
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject: W.O.R.K. |
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
If either of the above do not remove the problem try Random-Urban-Media (RUM) such as several hundred hours of late night television to complete your mind altering experience.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Toodles
F2 _________________ Be thankful for the bad things in life. They opened your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before. email: thevoice@usa.com |
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Moe Egan 4 Large

Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 4339 Location: Live Free or Die
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:32 am Post subject: |
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Thanks for the warning Frank....for what it's worth...that RUM stuff really does the trick!
I got me some in preperation for Talk Like a Pirate DAy!!!! I may be needin to get me some morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre _________________ Moe Egan
i want to be the voice in your head.
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robert jadah Guest
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Thanks for setting me straight on that Frank. Turns out I had it all backwards.
I've been getting the W.I.N.E and the B.E.E.R from colleagues and friends, but forgot about taking the W.O.R.K. |
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