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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi
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 Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:05 am Post subject: Your take ...... |
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Frighten your friends, family, neighbours and anyone else. Most of the TV promo's I do have SOVT but this one just had some menacing music in the background. If you want to give it a go, please do. I appreciate that some people may not feel comfortable with the content.
90 seconds
TWENTY YEARS AGO THEY TRIED TO STOP THEM.
STILL, OVER TWO MILLION OF THEM ARE ESTIMATED TO BE IN THIS COUNTRY.
THEY ARE VIOLENT.
SADISTIC.
UNFORGIVING.
AND THEY’RE BACK!
VIDEO NASTY WEEKEND.
NINE MOVIES.
THREE NIGHTS.
NO BOUNDRIES.
A COLLECTION OF THE MOST BRUTAL AND EXPLICIT MOVIES EVER SHOWN.
BLACK MAGIC AND A CREATURE SPAWNED BY EVIL LEAVES A TRAIL OF CARNAGE IN ‘NIGHT OF THE DEMON’.
A SLEEPY RETREAT REVEALS A DEADLY SECRET WHEN PARANOIA TURNS TO REALITY, AT ‘THE HOUSE ON STRAW HILL’.
HUNTED, BEATEN AND LEFT FOR DEAD WAS JUST THE START OF A HARROWING ORDEAL.IN ‘VISITING HOURS’.
TORMENTED AND HARASSED, A FRAGILE MIND IS PUSHED BEYOND MADNESS IN ‘DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT’.
DWARVES, S & M AND HUMAN DARTBOARDS, AT THE THEATRE OF PERVERSE PLEASURES IN ‘BLOODSUCKING FREAKS’.
SELF PRESERVATION DRIVES THREE WOMEN IN A DESPERATE STRUGGLE AGAINST A BOND THAT CANNOT BE BROKEN IN ‘MOTHERS’ DAY’.
A SECRET UNCOVERED, REVEALS A MYSTERIOUS CULT HELLBENT ON REVENGE IN DARIO ARGENTOS ‘INFERNO’.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY THE BEAUTIFUL ARE BRUTALY DRILLED TO DEATH IN ‘THE TOOLBOX MURDERS’.
BARBARIC AND PROVOKING, DARK HEARTS ARE EXPOSED AND TORN APART BY REVENGE IN ‘I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE’.
A COLLECTION OF THE MOST BRUTAL AND EXPLICIT MOVIES EVER SHOWN.
NASTY 2.
ALL NEXT WEEKEND |
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louzucaro
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Philip, if your client doesn't use my read, something's wrong with them...
My take on Nasty 2
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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Thoroughly enjoyed it. Loved the approach and were, Whacky Races, Catch that Pigeon and Scooby-Do in the line up it would've been a winner.
I think the line between Devil and Disney was crossed BIG STYLE INNIT. If I had any children you could host their birthday parties anytime. If the Cartoon Network promo people and men of their ilk don't know about you they ought to. |
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louzucaro
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Cool...I'll work on sourcing a clown suit...you get bizzy on making some babies!
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Jeffers
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Lou-
That was stunning!
I am glad I read the copy BEFORE I listened to your take!
Cartoon Network...LOOKOUT!!!
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bobbinbeamo
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Such bizarre words with your voice Lou. Is that what they mean by playing against type? It's so schizo! .... 
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louzucaro
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| Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Now, y'all know I was kidding, right? That I'd never actually read that kind of copy that way except for the purpose of being stoopid? I hoped the music I put under there would underscore that but now I'm beginning to wonder! 
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bobbinbeamo
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I was laughing. I like schizo bizarre sometimes! Don't mind me. Sometimes I have a twisted sense of humor. I got the joke!
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louzucaro
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Whew, I just wanna make sure people 'round here don't think I'm some kinda idjut. Well, at least not for this thread.
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CWToo
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:40 am Post subject: |
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| Oh, this was a movie promo... I thought it was a play-by-play of my first marriage. |
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louzucaro
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| Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:47 am Post subject: |
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It was the dwarves that made you make that connection, huh?
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