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Frank F · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: Plays On Words

Plays On Words

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count who votes.

6. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

7. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

8. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

9. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

10. A calendar's days are numbered.

11. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

12. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Frank F
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BenWils · Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject:

Not related to the play on words so much....but I heard a guy the other day say...."they are as lost a goose in a hail storm."

Thought it was funny.

I like the piano down the mine shaft one...hilarious...A flat miner!
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having worked in coal mining country that's my fav too. Wink

jrodriguez315 · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject: I'll play

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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ronphi · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject:

How about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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SoundsGreat-Elaine Singer · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:05 pm Post subject:

I liked the weather guy tonight who said we were in for 'wet precipitation' - is this opposed to 'dry precipitation'? Shocked

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dhouston67 · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject:

The Energizer Bunny was arrested today, charged with battery.
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mcm · Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:33 am Post subject: