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Bailey · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:28 am Post subject: Installing A Husband...

Concerning ladies with boyfriends, who desire to upgrade to a husband.
See below: Installing A Husband:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Lizden · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject:

Ahhhhh, THAT'S the problem!

Mom moved in 11 years ago ..... Rolls Eyes

(But I'm very lucky ...I have never needed to upgrade!) Smile

Liz
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melissa eX · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:44 pm Post subject:

THAT is the funniest thing I've read all day!

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JimRon · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:07 am Post subject:

that was great... thanks for it!
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allensco · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject:

Heh heh heh...I haven't seen that version. The one I'm familiar with is the GUY complaining about GirlFriend 2.0.

Thanks...great laugh Smile

Allen

Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject:

allen--

that must have been a LOT shorter ! Wink

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