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Jeffrey Kafer
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:31 am    Post subject: craiglist post of the day Reply with quote

ok, this one is just creepy...

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Looking for men ages 20-60 with clear speaking voices to record "monologues" involving the subject of tickling.
These will be 3-5 minutes each and non-sexual in nature.
Various scenarios as well as your personal experiences considered. Especially interested in m/m tickling (brother/brother, father/son, college initiations, ect).

Compensation: $30 for 3 separate experiences. PayPal account required.

Some on-camera work of monologues is also in the developement stage. Send pic with response for video consideration.

Send brief tickle experience with response for immediate consideration.

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davidmonteath
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Joined: 17 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeuch, just doesn't quite cover it.

I would laugh, but they might take it as a come on!

Gasp
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Diane Maggipinto
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"tickle me there, bro, and i'll tell ya who's your daddy ..."
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DIANE MAGGIPINTO, you put that boy down right now, just because he's laughing doesn't mean he's enjoying it. Laugh
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TheVoiceOfBob
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a beauty Jeff!

I wonder what University has a "tickling initiation" ?
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ConnieTerwilliger
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one from Voice123 - seriously, the talent seekers must have been getting a significant amount of truly bad auditions for them to post this kind of "caution." But at the rate they want to pay - $50 - it may be that they have made their own bed - uh - tied their own hands - um - lit their own cigar - what is the metaphor I'm looking for!? (Although this is Alaska - one week run...)

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Quick one week spot for an alternative to the DMV. It is an "acted" spot but please read this caution. Radio, local

"ACTED" does NOT mean delivered slowly. Good voicework is NOT slow voicework. The script below is the entire copy. Please let me know if you are available for this job.

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Deirdre
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The creepiest part is this:

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Send brief tickle experience with response for immediate consideration.


Saying it's non sexual in nature is pure smoke.
It may not be explicit copy, but that doesn't tell you where the audio will end up.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's awful. The worst part = "ect."
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todd ellis
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, i dunno ...
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Deirdre
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, Todd?

Are you a "ler"? or a "lee"?
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todd ellis
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no experience with it personally, ya unnerstand ... but i hear that SOME go both ways ...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm here at midnight (all alone) reading this stuff. All I can say is it tickles me pink or is it redish purple?

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