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Jeffrey Kafer Assistant Zookeeper

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 4931 Location: Location, Location!
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:31 am Post subject: craiglist post of the day |
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ok, this one is just creepy...
Quote: | Looking for men ages 20-60 with clear speaking voices to record "monologues" involving the subject of tickling.
These will be 3-5 minutes each and non-sexual in nature.
Various scenarios as well as your personal experiences considered. Especially interested in m/m tickling (brother/brother, father/son, college initiations, ect).
Compensation: $30 for 3 separate experiences. PayPal account required.
Some on-camera work of monologues is also in the developement stage. Send pic with response for video consideration.
Send brief tickle experience with response for immediate consideration. |
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davidmonteath Lucky 700

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 755 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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Yeuch, just doesn't quite cover it.
I would laugh, but they might take it as a come on!
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Diane Maggipinto Spreading Snark Worldwide

Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 6679 Location: saul lay seetee youtee
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:00 am Post subject: |
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"tickle me there, bro, and i'll tell ya who's your daddy ..." _________________ sitting at #8, though not as present as I'd like to be. Hello!
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davidmonteath Lucky 700

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 755 Location: Buckinghamshire, UK
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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DIANE MAGGIPINTO, you put that boy down right now, just because he's laughing doesn't mean he's enjoying it.  _________________ www.davidmonteath.com
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TheVoiceOfBob 14th Avenue

Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Posts: 1411 Location: Pittsburgher in the Carolinas
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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That's a beauty Jeff!
I wonder what University has a "tickling initiation" ? _________________ Try to imagine a world where there is no such thing as hypothetical situations.
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ConnieTerwilliger Triple G

Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 3381 Location: San Diego - serving the world
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one from Voice123 - seriously, the talent seekers must have been getting a significant amount of truly bad auditions for them to post this kind of "caution." But at the rate they want to pay - $50 - it may be that they have made their own bed - uh - tied their own hands - um - lit their own cigar - what is the metaphor I'm looking for!? (Although this is Alaska - one week run...)
Quote: | Quick one week spot for an alternative to the DMV. It is an "acted" spot but please read this caution. Radio, local
"ACTED" does NOT mean delivered slowly. Good voicework is NOT slow voicework. The script below is the entire copy. Please let me know if you are available for this job. |
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Deirdre Czarina Emeritus

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 13023 Location: Camp Cooper
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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The creepiest part is this:
Quote: | Send brief tickle experience with response for immediate consideration. |
Saying it's non sexual in nature is pure smoke.
It may not be explicit copy, but that doesn't tell you where the audio will end up. _________________ DBCooperVO.com
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asnively Triple G

Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Posts: 3204 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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That's awful. The worst part = "ect."
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todd ellis A Zillion

Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10531 Location: little egypt
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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oh, i dunno ... _________________ "i know philip banks": todd ellis
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Deirdre Czarina Emeritus

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 13023 Location: Camp Cooper
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, Todd?
Are you a "ler"? or a "lee"? _________________ DBCooperVO.com
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todd ellis A Zillion

Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10531 Location: little egypt
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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no experience with it personally, ya unnerstand ... but i hear that SOME go both ways ... _________________ "i know philip banks": todd ellis
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Chrissy Guest
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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I'm here at midnight (all alone) reading this stuff. All I can say is it tickles me pink or is it redish purple?
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