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		| Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:03 am    Post subject: OT - A well timed remark |   |  
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				| Yesterday during our Bess walk Amy spotted two men searching Portgordon beach, both were totally absorbed in the task at hand. 
 "What are they looking for?" she asked.
 
 "Kisses stolen from Angels" I replied.
 
 A moment later through floods of tears she said
 
 "NOT ANOTHER F**KING WORD MR BANKS!"
 
 That was me told!
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		| todd ellis A Zillion
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:09 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| careful, this will tarnish your reputation as a curmudgeon. _________________
 "i know philip banks":     todd ellis
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		| Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 am    Post subject: |   |  
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		| Bish 3.5 kHz
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:34 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| That was really sweet. 
 Personally, I would have gone with, "The washed up souls of drowned sailors." - But that's me... and I would have been hit playfully ("playfully" - in the way that gives you a two-week bruise)
 
 On a completely different note... that was my 3,500th post on VO-BB... and it had to be something like that, didn't it!
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 Bish a.k.a. Bish
 Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back for breakfast.
 I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls.
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		| Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
 
  
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 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
 
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:25 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  	  | Bish wrote: |  	  | On a completely different note... that was my 3,500th post on VO-BB... and it had to be something like that, didn't it!
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 Irreverent irrelevance is SO a thing!  I love it in bunches.
 
 Now read my number and shout at the sky
 
 "He's a complete SADDO!"
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		| todd ellis A Zillion
 
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:38 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| only one post per day for a full year & i turn the odometer. _________________
 "i know philip banks":     todd ellis
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