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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:43 am    Post subject: How VERY dare you! OT (Slightly) Reply with quote

This is the genuine closing line of my horoscope for today - "Take this opportunity to do something special for someone you love."

I sat bolt upright at my desk as my jaw dropped like a droppy thing. I was outraged at the suggestion. Could my world get any worserer? NO!

I stamped my feet like a petulant 5 year old and shouted at the screen.

"F*** OFF! I've done enough for SO many, now it's my turn!"

Not holding my breath, obviously.
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todd ellis
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

one of those days, huh?
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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plodding along very nicely thank you. My Horoscoper is currently dealing with an inexplicable 5 flat tyres. Oh the local kids and their larks and japes! Inoccent
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Frank F
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You DID do something nice for someone you love... that someone is you. Hope they were expensive tires.

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JohnV
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"My Horoscoper is currently dealing with an inexplicable 5 flat tyres. Oh the local kids and their larks and japes!"

now I need a cross-Atlantic cash-settlement for spewing Ucky-Stuff all over my screen and keyboard and subsequent cleany-costs-for-things-I should-have-forseen-but-don't-want-to-be-held-responsible-for.

wah...

HorrorScopists need to be held accountable...
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