VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Bruce · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:38 am Post subject:

A wee dram o' humor:

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening
with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his
wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by
grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his
rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing
especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in
the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He
managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his
way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt
and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"

Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken
glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing
through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all
those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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asnively · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

Funny!
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audio'connell · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject:

Um, will the watercress model be at V.O.I.C.E.S.?
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asnively · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

glittlefield · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject:

I knew it! You're not really a blonde, are you?
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Who is this Kelly Green anyway?

Pam · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:45 pm Post subject:

Ahhh, my favorite time of year with my favorite color all over the place. Thanks D!
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Now what did I come in here for?

DaveChristi · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 9:10 pm Post subject:

OK.. A bit of Photoshop-ing on my own site and... ta-da! St Patty's Green!
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