VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

[Frank F]

Somthing we should all look into... (no pun intended)...

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2006.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5.) FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
(You have to guess what the first half of this one is... Hint: it's one word, twice) Bang Bang.


FF

[brianforrester]

Slow day in the 'ol studio Frankie???

Very entertaining, but I'm no good at these darn thinking excersise (I usually just react), so what's the name?

Thanks for the funny Frank!
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[Deirdre]

Frank, you stinker.


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[Bruce]

Speaking of the Audi Motor Car Company, they have recently been accused of unfair trade practices, and our government is now imposing a $1,000 penalty on every Audi being imported into the U.S. They're calling it an Audi duty.

[Christopher French]