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Bish 3.5 kHz
Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Posts: 3738 Location: Lost in the cultural wasteland of Long Island
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:30 am Post subject: |
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Bacon... kippers... black pudding...
Sod this accredited voiceoverist lark... I want breakfast! _________________ Bish a.k.a. Bish
Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back for breakfast.
I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls. |
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Bruce Boardmeister
Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 7930 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:16 am Post subject: |
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I've declared my Bacon number to be a 1.5 now that I've worked with him.... sorta.
http://www.vo-bb.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18146
B _________________ VO-BB Member #31 Enlisted June, 2005
I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. . |
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Lizden A Zillion
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 8856 Location: The dark recesses of my mind
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:08 am Post subject: |
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Option ( Has walked a Border Collie. YES!!!
OAV Option - Has a Cat or Cats but secretly wishes they were Border Collie(s)
Well...that may well be the case this morning since during that last 6 hours or so my supposed-felines have been chasing/stalking/catching-then-dropping/chasing again a small grey mouse that seems to have breached the walls of Chez Liz & Steve.
I recorded and booked jobs via the wee-huttie? Does that count?
I have also eaten Fish & chips from a fine establishment in Portgordon...and as Peter will attest, I LOVE herring!
Patiently awaiting my acceptance letter...still waiting....waiting...waiting....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...are we there yet?
_________________ Liz de Nesnera O.A.V. ~ Livin' The VO Dream!
English/French Bilingual VO w/ ISDN
HireLiz.com / liz@hireliz.com |
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Fran McClellan The Thirteenth Floor
Joined: 15 Feb 2010 Posts: 1312 Location: Middle of Nowhere, PA
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:45 am Post subject: |
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But...but...I thought I was already certified (and qualified, if these pins are to be believed)!
_________________ Back into the murky lurk from whence I came
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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11049 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:51 am Post subject: |
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Move on! There is now an elevated status worthy only of the worthy who are deemed to be worthy. |
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Fran McClellan The Thirteenth Floor
Joined: 15 Feb 2010 Posts: 1312 Location: Middle of Nowhere, PA
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:00 am Post subject: |
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I shall work diligently to achieve said elevated status!
Off to play with the puppy (who's not a Border Collie, but is still pretty cute ;-
_________________ Back into the murky lurk from whence I came
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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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Bruce Boardmeister
Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 7930 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:51 am Post subject: |
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay!
It's so nice when you belong to something.
B _________________ VO-BB Member #31 Enlisted June, 2005
I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. . |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11049 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:34 am Post subject: |
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There will be a maximum of 250 OAV (Two Hundred and Fifty Officially Accredited Voiceoverists). I, Philip Banks, Hello, select15 (three more than Twelve - estimate) Newly appointed OAVs will nominate 5 ( that's like three only not). I may reject nominations. To be fair, I am almost certain to reject nominations.
Reasons for rejections
1 - Excremental. Below quality threshold.
2 - Poor level of intelligence e.g thinks a racist wears a helmet and drives a single seat car around a track for a living.
3 - Has never seen Blithe Spirit starring Rex Harrison and Margaret Rutherford.
4 - Blames Voices.com for the collapse of the industry as we know it and is unable to use the excuse "I'm only 5 years old"
5 - Senior Emeritus WOVO people.
6 - Had to Google "Emeritus".
7 - Has an "about me" section on their website best read after smoking a joint.
8 - Is deceased or behaves in a manner making it hard to tell.
9 - Repeatedly complains that "these new voices on TV are terrible"
10 - Could brand themself Janus. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11049 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:14 am Post subject: |
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The selection process is open for selection to be selected as an Officially Accredited Voiceoverist.
Should you self-nominate you will be refused entry into the hallowed halls and made to sell Fish n Chips in Cullen.
The final decision will be made by the Senior Grand Voiceoverist, hello.
Good luck or bad luck if you like the idea of (a) Cullen and (b) Fish n Chips.
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todd ellis A Zillion
Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10494 Location: little egypt
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:36 am Post subject: |
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could you wear it upside down to say, "yes, it's true, but i don't want to talk about it."? _________________ "i know philip banks": todd ellis
who's/on/1st?
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11049 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:04 am Post subject: |
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Inverted all the magic falls out. Is THAT what you want coz THAT'S what'll happen! |
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todd ellis A Zillion
Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10494 Location: little egypt
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:17 am Post subject: |
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i retract my question, yer honor.
your witness counselor. _________________ "i know philip banks": todd ellis
who's/on/1st?
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Lizden A Zillion
Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 8856 Location: The dark recesses of my mind
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Yay! For a second there, I thought Bish & I were going to be automatically disqualified! (& no, I didn't have to look it up!) _________________ Liz de Nesnera O.A.V. ~ Livin' The VO Dream!
English/French Bilingual VO w/ ISDN
HireLiz.com / liz@hireliz.com |
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Bruce Boardmeister
Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 7930 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:07 am Post subject: |
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Philip Banks wrote: |
Should you self-nominate you will be refused entry into the hallowed halls and made to sell Fish n Chips in Cullen. |
Oh no! I shall retract my self-nomination to said august body, beg for forgiveness, and seek such honor if and when the Senior Grand Voiceoverist (hello) may see fit to bestow it. Besides, that's a really spiffy pin.
Further more, I checked out Cullen, and while I like fish n chips.... ah, no. I have no desire to sling cod in Cullen.
B _________________ VO-BB Member #31 Enlisted June, 2005
I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. . |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11049 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:18 am Post subject: |
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I nominated you so away with your nonsense! Need an earth address for badge (pin) delivery. |
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