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OT, Somewhere in the "funny, but so true" departme

 
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Frank F
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: OT, Somewhere in the "funny, but so true" departme Reply with quote
Bubba, Junior and the Blonde

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde ?
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

(Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New
Orleans.)

Toodles

Frank F
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Hasser
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey Frank,
I clicked on the Friends link on your website BUT nothing happened Frown
We know you have many friends here - and, of course, Bubba and Junior Smile
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