VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

Todd Ethridge · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:50 am Post subject: Painfully Corny

So let's share some of the corny scripts we've all had to tackle. Those kinds that are so hokey, even your golden pipes can't overcome the cheese factor. Laugh

I did this one a few days ago:

"It's time to get happy.....WHEELIE happy!
At Performance Tire, we can make you WHEELIE happy!
And we promise....you won't RETREAD it".

Wow....
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johnmilesprod · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:05 am Post subject:

And what's scary is someone probably spent hours writing what they consider to be a masterpiece. I've voiced a few of those.

JBarrett · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:34 am Post subject:

Yikes! That's corn with a side of cheese. Haven't had one of those cross my plate yet.
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Lee Gordon · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:14 am Post subject:

heyguido · Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:18 am Post subject:

Oh, so YOU're the one......
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Bruce · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:09 am Post subject:

I for one never TIRE of taking money for my voice talking, even if the script runs FLAT.

Sorry for the tread jack.

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Lee Gordon · Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:00 am Post subject:

You forgot to capitalize "JACK."
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Oddio · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:52 am Post subject:

...and were you "Under Pressure" to read it?

hahahaha oh hahahaha.

Normally I'd apologize for adding to the pun-pile, but not in this case.

Thank you! And no, I've never had to read anything that corn ball. But if it pays...I'm a money slut. Bring it on!
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Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:22 am Post subject:

if we posted this in another category, cold be call it a retread?
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Benjamin Stovall · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:25 am Post subject:

Yes, those don't make me feel WHEEL WELL either.

Wink

ccpetersen · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:28 pm Post subject:

I'm sure stuff like that stays in ROTATION.

The worst one I ever had was:

"Capn' Jack's Fish Sticks
Flash frozen and fresh from the fishin' fleet."

Benjamin Stovall · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:25 pm Post subject:

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c&feature=related